Jokes

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Joke type	Joke	Punchline
anti-joke	What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?	This ain't my first rodeo!
Anti-joke	I can still remember my Grandpa's last words before he kicked the bucket.	He said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Anti-joke	What's blue and smells like red paint?	blue paint
Anti-joke	What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?	A stick
Dark humor	Son: How do stars die?	Dad: An overdose, usually.
Dark humor	why did sally fall off the swing?	Because she had no arms
Knock-knock	Knock knock? Who's there? Orange? Orange who?	Orange you glad I didn't say socks!
One-liner	I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.	n/a
One-liner	The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.	n/a
Other	Why should you always borrow money from a pessimist?	Because they'll never expect it back!
pun	Why was six afraid of seven?	Because 7-8-9
Pun	What do you call a fake noodle?	an impasta
Pun	What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?	One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.